Position: Manager, Collector of Money, Embezeller of Money
Gear: -Cheap Scotch, Stamp, Red Wine, Change
Influences: Don King, the Dagwood Sandwich, Breasts
Currently Driving: while impaired
Favourite Drink: Johnscottson's vomit
Killer Quote: "I know all of you and I like some of you..."

Excerpt from "Revoltage: The Story of BC/DC"
An un-authorized biography by Herpeez Splitznyuks, 2006, Treasoner/Scottson Publishing.

"...had no business in the music business until his release from prison. His love of cheap scotch and cheaper women led him to his first BC\DC show. He made the band an offer they couldn’t refuse and took on the role of manager with virtually none of the associated responsibility. You’ll find him standing around at shows, drinking the bands rider, crudely chatting up women, and conning patrons out of their hard earned money..."