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Unleashed In The East
Posted on September 20th, 2008
Sources close to the world's most dangerous and popular rock'n'roll band have confirmed that the rebel outcasts known collectively as, BC/DC, are planning on hijacking Iron Maiden's Jumbo Jet, Ed Force One, and aiming the said beast for the eastern provinces. In the name of personal safety, it is strongly suggested that all Quebecers sell their homes to Albertans, move to Baffin Island and start burrowing for their lives.
The band is reportedly plotting an unfriendly takeover of Quebec. Starting October 16th in Montreal, PQ, and finishing up the crusade in Hull, PQ, on October 17th.
Government officials have been warned about the impending doom and have been stockpiling herring at regional headquarters in case the offensive lasts deep into the winter months.
"Our only hope" conveyed one military expert "is that rock musicians cursed with such stunning good looks must eventually sleep in order to maintain their handsome appearances. They will also need to rest at local pubs during the campaign. Rock'n'roll is fuelled by liquor, and these reprobates are some of the worst. It's just a matter of time. A waiting game, if you will. Can we withstand their ferocious live performances day after day? Only time will tell…only time will tell."
Madcow, the world's greatest guitar player and amateur dictator, has been quoted at recent public functions (court) as saying that he, "would like to become the king of Nova Scotia" and "…will stop at nothing until I claim what is rightfully yours!!!"
No longer is the media pointing and laughing at the tortured artist. Experts in the mental health field are concerned that Madcow is following in the footsteps of Colonel Kurtz, the deranged character in the Francis Ford Coppola movie, Apocalypse Now.
When questioned about the band's plans, manager Gene Treasoner had this to say.
"They know what they're doing. There's no stopping them when they're on a mission. Except when they see a liquor store. They'll stop for that. Usually they'll stop if they see a good sushi restaurant or cheap slices of pizza too. Other than that, there's no stopping them. Well, they've been known to stop at nudie bars occasionally. Generally they are very focused…unless of course P. Thuddy finds out about pony rides, then they tend to take the day off. Most of the time though, they are extremely driven. AAAaaaaaahhhhh….who am I kidding? They'll probably pass out in the jet after drinking too many of those little bottles and then forget where they were going in the first place."
As widespread panic creeps across this glorious land known as Canada, we can only assume the position and take cover. What, if anything, will be left standing in the wake of the world's most dangerous rock'n'roll band?
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