Position: Lead Vocals, Left Field
Gear: -15db filters, Green Egg
Influences: Styx, Your Mom, 60lb'ers of Crown Royal, food, why, Gala Kegs, candy coated sugar bombs, Kootenay True Ale, asphalt.
Currently Not Driving: 1968 BSA Lightning
Favourite Drink: My own vomit
Killer Quote: "I should really cut my toenails or go buy some bigger shoes."

Excerpt from "Revoltage: The Story of BC/DC"
An un-authorized biography by Herpeez Splitznyuks, 2006, Treasoner/Scottson Publishing.

"Brian 'Bon' Johnscottson was a 23 year old trapper who lived in a cardboard cabin just outside of Pornograph Creek. His folks were killed in a bizarre Rootweevil infestation a few years earlier and he was doing his best to keep the family trapping business alive. Not terribly adept in his given trade, wee Bonny was starving. His pelts were mostly roadkill furs and didn't fetch much money at the trading post.

One afternoon as he was surveying his trap line out behind the gas station he heard what he describes as "the loudest bloody racket I had ever encountered." Compelled to see what had made this sound, he stumbled on the Hung brothers and their band, "the No Shows" rehearsing for an upcoming gig in New York.(N.W.T.) Seeing the obvious potential, Brian asked if they had a singer...."